Dear spider that creates a web between the tree in my front yard and my roommates car,

I’m sorry I destroy your web everyday. It happens to be in the very center of the path I walk most. I understand that you spend a lot of time in effort into recreating that web day after day, and for that I’m very sorry. People live here now though, maybe its time to move to less populated areas. If it wasn’t me walking through your stringy fortress it would be someone else. But let’s face it, what’s convenient for me will never be convenient for you. I hope you understand.

Yours truly,
Alex

P.s. thanks for not following me inside. That situation would be even more unfortunate.